Hi people,

What a hard's day work I'm having. Went to a few national parks to find a perfect picnic venue  in this beautiful autumn day. Tough life. Shame about the pay but hey... can't have it all. Looking forward to another sleepless weekend, what with running Illuminati Friday and Palladium on Saturday. Looks like sleep will have to be on Sunday.

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again, for no reason." The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers?" The red head says, "Oh sure, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air." The blonde says "Don't you have a vase?"

FRIDAY NIGHT SALSA @ILLUMINATI tonight & every Friday
Friday night @Illuminati is on again this Friday  after such a successful opening night last Friday. The place was packed to the hilt, pumping right to the end of the evening. Resident DJs Amit & Clement "Tripitaka" spinning their collection of salsa, bachata & zouk. So what else do you need? great music, great floor & atmosphere, plenty of street parking or 3 hours free parking at Broadway shopping centre. Come and see what it's all about! Corner of Parramatta & Glebe Point Rds, Glebe.  Entry $10. Make Illuminati your Friday night salsa venue, folks! PS: Remember, this will be your last night to get cheap Palladium tickets. After Friday, you can only purchase tickets at the door at full price!

Man, that ukulele looks a lot easier to play than it really is. Or maybe I just have no talent to be a ukulele player. I have it in my car and practice it during horrendous traffic jams. Maybe I should allocate real practice time instead. I've given up on the bongos already. Maybe I should go back to what I'm really good at.... the triangle or the KFC.....


A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a large truck. The driver was outraged and was eventually able to make her pull over. He got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde in his most threatening voice, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!" He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car.
When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. Now he's getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing.
The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets an extra can of diesel fuel, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down. "What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde. She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!"

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Clement
MAMBO JUMBO
http://www.mambojumbo.com.au/



"A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives"
Jackie Robinson